It's A Yule Tide

You've all heard of the serial killer Santa, the Robot Santa, the Santa that went crazy, and so on. Here are some more you may not have heard of:

• The 1984 Santa: Naughty is nice. Big Santa is watching.
• The Reindeer Santa: Alternately, the ASPCA Santa. Rides his sleigh driven by 12 hungry fat men. On chubby! On weighty! On flabby!
• The Pirate Santa: Who buries the toys for good little pirates to find.
• The Devil Santa: He brings you what you really want.
• The Slaveowner Santa: No, really.
• The Deliverance Santa: All too eager to slide down your chimney hole.

And finally:

Santa, Texas Ranger